“GROMkill is a sexy billionaire who is also a 5-star general. He enjoys romantic candlelit dinners, the smell of freshly cut pine, and a good rum and coke. When not managing the server, he is known to play billiards, do B.A.S.E. jumping, and fly helicopters for sport. His favorite book is In Search of Goodpussy: Living Without Love, by Don Spears.”


“TheWalrus42 is a massive, thunderous woodcutting badass who comes from the Great North. He enjoys long walks on the beach, getting sandy, and margaritas. From time to time he can be seen in the wilderness, consuming the raw flesh of innocent animals and sucking their blood. His favorite book is Snappin’ Necks n’ Cashin’ Checks.”


“Namelessjake is the only British member of the GROMcrew. His extensive combat training stems from his involvement with the MI6 and he is also a member of the SAS as well. He has brunch with the Queen every morning that consists of salmon bread with tea and crumpets. His hobbies include practicing Mixed Martial Arts, sketching, and watching Full Metal Jacket. His favorite book is Badass: A Relentless Onslaught of the Toughest Warlords, Vikings, Samurai, Pirates, Gunfighters, and Military Commanders to Ever Live.”


“instinctiveair, who refuses to capitalize his username, has stoically survived hours of Chinese Water Torture, waterboarding, and extensive face-punching to get him to capitalize it. He is 7 foot 4 and can bench-press over 400 pounds, so before you even ask: Yes, he even lifts, bro. The youngest member of the admin crew, his fiery ambition is underlined by his favorite hobbies: bull-riding, bungee-jumping, and climbing Mount Everest by himself every Tuesday. His favorite book is The Sleeper Hold, or How I Almost Asphyxiated Hitler to Death.”